The purpose of this mini-book is to expose the horror that follows religious dogma, and to promote positive atheism and skepticism. I am persuading the audience to keep themselves educated and kick the Creation, out of Science. The content of this book is a sensitive subject. If you have any problems, send your prayers to the big man, and he will refer them to me. For the others, I hope you enjoy the atheistic humor mixed in a comfortable writing style that everyone can appreciate.