I'm Oliver Tate, the protagonist. I am likely to use words like protagonist and, moments later, words like twonk. My ambitions are as follows: 1) To find out why my father sometimes stays in bed for days at a time 2) To find out why my mother's getting surfing lessons - and probably more - from a hippy-looking twonk 3) To lose my virginity before it becomes legal. I am monitoring my parent's intimacy via the dimmer switch in their bedroom. My parents have not had sex in two months which points toward impending marital breakdown. SUBMARINE is quite simply hilarious.