This book demonstrates to those reaching middle age that there is still plenty to look forward to after forty - namely, old age and death! It offers outrageous advice to those facing this bleak future, including: how to act surprised at your 40th birthday party; how to tell the difference between a mid-life crisis and a hangover; how to raise a family without raising your blood pressure; how to re-find your lost youth without hurting yourself; how to get through your old school reunion without lying about your job; how to handle sex (and even dating). This is the perfect gift for thirty-nine-year-olds dreading the big Four-O.

Illustrated by: Dave Allen