This is media alchemy, spinning straw into content gold. What follows is SPAM. A full week of it. Not the advertisements, mind you. No penis enlargement. No fly-by-night prescription drug outfits. No credit card offers. Just the fishy inheritance scams, the deposed royalty sob stories. Some are quite creative. SPAM. Page after page of it in its glorious, unedited, unrefined, unadulterated state. Okay, that's not quite true. I did remove extra line feeds for legibility, but that's the ONLY thing I changed in these gems. And, I only included messages which contained no images. Believe me, that omission didn't put a dent in the amount of available content. This is well-suited for reading on the porcelain throne. Fitting, methinks. I figure if someone is going to make money off this trash, it might as well be me. I've got three kids in high school. College expenses are looming large on my horizon. This ain't haute literary cuisine. It's half-cooked word ramen. Enjoy!