Do bicycles say cock-a-doodle-doo? Do firefighters shout Ding Dong! before they put out a fire?

That’s what the narrator of this hilarious picture book thinks! Good thing there are some other characters in this book to set him straight…

With bright bold illustrations, this laugh-out-loud funny story, written by the author of The Day the Crayons Quit, is sure to give kids - and grown-ups - a serious case of the giggles.

Because a flower goes chugga-chugga-choo-choo. Right? Right?

Illustrated by: Alex Willmore