This hilarious resource answers the primal questions that have plagued guys since boy scouts, such as "Do we really need to bathe?" "Is there such a thing as too much masturbation?" and "Do breast implants ever freeze?" Filled with humorous color illustrations throughout, readers finally get serious answers to the most bizarre questions they were never supposed to ask--but always wanted to. It covers a wide range of topics, including women, survival skills, male anatomy, nature, science, and cruel fates. The author has gone out of his way to get expert answers from a whole host of professionals and sources, not just doctors, to answer such burning questions as "How do you join the Hells Angels?" "Has anyone ever been raised by wild beasts?" and "How do you break into the adult movie business?" For anyone in a state of arrested development, this book makes a funny gift and great bathroom read.