Based on the BILLION-times-downloaded game! The FRUIT NINJAS have masteredthe art of Juice Jitsu (no, really!) which unlocks hidden powers through theslicing of fruit (seriously) so they can protect their neighbors fromtime-traveling super-villains! (still with us?)

PLUS: An ANCIENT FRUITNINJAS tale from a thousand years ago, featuring a PIG and a PEACH!

PLUSPLUS: A JETPACK JOYRIDE tale featuring a dude with a jetpack battling flyinghippos with buttercream-based weaponry! HOW did we fit ALL this ridiculouslyamazingly dumb stuff into ONE volume? PAY MONEY TO FIND OUT!

Visual artist(s): Scott O. Brown, Ruairi Coleman