Now you need never again to be lost for words to explain your behavior, with this arsenal of excuses in your schoolbag, handbag or briefcase.
Here at last is a book of perfect excuses for work, school and home! Kaz Cooke's latest little book provides excuses for all occasions, such as: I couldn't find my kidneys this morning, I thought it was faux baby seal, I was too shickered to breathe, The batteries in my magic wand wore out, I ate last Thursday!