In this cracking yarn, which also happens to be entirely fictional, veteran journalist Bill Coles reveals how Cameron's first year at Eton College helped turn him into one of the wiliest political operators of his age. These spoof memoirs include revelatory details of Cameron's early life as a porndealer and paparazzo. And the novel may even contain valuable insights into the mind of the man who is on the threshold of becoming the first Old Etonian Prime Minster in more than four decades.