Why did no one warn me?' cry new parents. 'It's a conspiracy'. Rohan knows why. Because your average Mum and Dad are far too bloody tired to worry about anyone else. Luckily Rohan likes Pro-Plus and strong coffee and, at the end of a long day of looking after small tyrants, he has summoned enough energy to write this brilliantly pithy, scorchingly funny book on how to survive life with young children. This is a parenting book with a difference - he's on your side.