It's 1994 and Jeff is a college freshman. He's got the love-bug bad for Maxine, the latest in a long line of infatuations. But the mascot (a gnat named Scabbie) has been stolen-throwing the campus into complete disarray! Jeff is the only one who can find Scabbie, unveil the culprit, restore the school's order, and--just maybe--get the girl.