Laugh out loud while perusing this collection of imaginative twists to the real life travel experiences of Gail, Anita and their fellow adventurers.

Enjoy vivid descriptions of encounters with wildlife in Yellowstone and on motorcycles in Sturgis, South Dakota. A midnight drive down a dark country road could be disastrous...especially wearing a nightgown and fuzzy slippers.

Entertaining word pictures describing a hike into the Grand Canyon with Anita's sixty-five year old mother, a skimpy budget birthday outing with Gail's daughter, and a scary theft of oatmeal packages in Bulgaria, give readers a new perspective on going places. Where else can you get the real scoop on what it takes to fit into a three-sizes-too-small wet suit during a river excursion in the heart of Peru?

With a spiritual spin and some sheer nonsense, MILEAGE, MEMOIIES AND MISHAPS invites travelers ( or any traveler wannabe) to share a light, encouraging view of where they have been and where they want to go.