"If what you're seeking are world-weary strippers, fractured office politics, amusing yet disturbing visions of the future, and lavish descriptions of male genitalia, then look no further." -Tim Josephs (author of A Camouflaged Fragrance of Decency) "There is no suspense or horror to be found in Jeremy's stories. The suspense comes from knowing that he may continue to write, the horror is that he does." -Doug Dean "After reading Benjamin's work, I had to undergo two intensive surgeries to remove the hairs that doctors can only guess my eyeballs grew over themselves in a desperate act of mutation to shield themselves from these pages. I would rather spend a year living in a children's swimming pool full of my own vomit than pick up this book again." -Dr. Kate Nordbye, PhD Book Reviewing "Jeremy Benjamin writes like no one else should, or would want to." -Matthew Corum, theologian "Reading these stories is like peeing in a pair of clown shoes and wearing them around for three days." -Spencer Cushing, PFP Member "Do NOT read this book. I'm serious." -Thea Stayton, violated womyn "This collection of stories reads like someone puked in a bag and then poured it all over a sheet of paper. If George Bush, Charles Manson, The Olson twins, Stalin, and the cast of Look Who's Talking Now got together in a giant orgy and produced the world's ugliest baby; that baby's ugliest shit would be more palatable than these so-called stories." -Dr. Kate Nordbye, PhD Book Reviewing "Jeremy Benjamin couldn't hit a stream of consciousness if he was rafting down it and he fell out of the boat." -Jacob Aiello, Man "I used to have an I.Q. of 130, but after reading one of his stories, my brain crashed and now I haveonly 75 and my mom has to walk me to the bus or I get lost. I like butterflies." -Thea Stayton, Portland Fiction Project "Jeremy Benjamin plays with dolls."-Jeremy Benjamin