The 7th collection of the syndicated comic strip "Candorville" by Darrin Bell. Lemont's written a memoir, but when Susan gets to the part where Lemont explains how he and the demon La Llorona accidentally caused the end of the world, Susan questions his sanity. Also, can couple's counseling fix Lemont's dysfunctional relationship with his television? After discovering she was Phil Anders' "other woman," will Susan give the jerk a second chance. or will she find true love thanks to the sure-fire Date-a-Dude.com profile Lemont writes for her? When Susan runs afoul of the cops in Arizona, can she talk them out of deporting her to Mexico? Plus, Lemont's political blog explodes, but can he win the war at home where it's his need for a good night's sleep vs. his baby boy's pathological need to jump on the bed all night long? And lastly, Lemont accompanies a 94-year-old World War II veteran on his final journey.