Each day of the "The Dictionary of Corporate Bullsh*t 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar" explains the true, hidden meaning of one example of business double-talk and lingo after another.
Every "self starter" (someone who will have no supervision, guidance, or training) will learn to see the "big picture" (rationalization term managers use to justify their salaries) in order to meet "goals" (objectives that are either thrust upon you by your boss or that you are forced to write yourself, which will likely be used against you during your performance review) and climb the corporate ladder straight to the top.
* A great gift for anyone's daily slog through the corporate jungle.