The personal, if not impersonal, journals of Panda Johnson. An alien of four arms, low self esteem and penchant for attracting trouble.The first of two Journals detailing numerous outlandish exploits of the lead protagonist from The Monuments of Panda Johnson & Panda Johnson and the Death of the Gods...Ik (Tuesday)17th Xul (February)I arrived home to find a leg sticking through my ceiling.