Now in a toilet-shape die-cut, the perfect gift for the 68% of Americans who read in the bathroom-or anyone with a quirky sense of humor. Packed with lively and compulsive reading, "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader" is adapted from the Bathroom Reader book series. Here is a year of riddles, offbeat trivia, strange inventions, and so-weird-they've-got-to-be-true stories. Spaced-Out Sports, cell phone elbow and other odd medical conditions, and big Broadway flops, such as 1976's "Rockabye Hamlet," featuring the "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Boogie." Plus the Mitsubishi Lettuce and other foreign car names unlikely to debut in the U.S.