Dry, funny (and occasionally downright odd), this off-the-wall collection of illustrated poems is now available in softback. This collection firmly establishes Simon Bartram as one the most unique and exciting new talents in children's books. Comparisons have been made to Colin McNaughton, Ronald Dahl and John Hegley, but Simon's voice and humour are entirely his own - a new poet for a new generation.

Illustrated by: Simon Bartram
Read by: Simon Bartram