Have you spent thousands of pounds (of your parents' money) on getting a degree to land your dream job? Are you, in fact, just doing the photocopying and not even getting that right? If so, read on. You're Too Smart for This tells you everything your university careers service didn't. It features 100 lies about your first job, including: Promotions are based on hard work; Managers love surprises; No-one minds a show-off...and then offers practical advice on how to deal with them and move on. Witty and easy to read, each mini-chapter features useful quotes and advice from successful businesspeople-all of whom survived their first job and lived to tell the tale.