A hilarious, colourful collection of straight-talking, no-nonsense advice from very sassy cats



Favourite suggestions include:



• Embrace “Procatstination”: F*** it off and do it tomorrow




• Focus on the sh*t you can control (like naps)




• Shine so bright that those b*tches need sunglasses



Cats have lived the right way for centuries, it’s about time we started listening to them.