50 days of birthday wit and wisdom as you adjust to being 50. New 50 somethings have redefined middle age and kept the heart and soul of a classic hair band! So cut up your sweats, rock that bandana and walk like an Egyptian through your 50th birthday. The perfect gift for anyone turning 50 or 50 something. Looking at life through the sarcastic, cynical eyes of Generation X: The Mullet! 50 is the new 30, Caddy Shack, Erectile Dysfunction, The Breakfast Club, the blue pill, the pink pill, Smoking Hot 51 year old Bond Girl, Mall Bangs, Occasional Leakage, sex at 50, and more.