Despite the fact that many people will need a zimmer frame when they're older, no one has ever thought to customise them. Until now. A brilliantly funny Christmas gift, featuring such models as the 'Pirate Zimmer', with clip-on parrot and gunpowder keg (the deluxe version comes with a built-in compass!) and the 'Carnival Zimmer', because life is just one big parade. A bizarre combination of "Grumpy Old Men" and "Pimp My Ride".